ruby-white-rabbit:

monarda-fistulosa:

cocksmasher69:

parttimepup:

gluten-free-pussy:

gluten-free-pussy:

The older I get the more fiercely protective I get of younger girls. I was heading into work yesterday and I saw that 12 year old (I mentioned her before, the one who wore makeup) talking to this older man. She’s normally really bubbly but she looked a little more subdued talking to him so I go over and loudly say “Hey sweetheart, who’s this?” And the guys just glares at me and she says “oh um his name is Justin.” And I’m like “Hi Justin, how do you know her?” And he gets nervous and is like “I just saw her jogging and thought I’d give her pointers.” So I just kinda tilted my head and looked at him for a minute. He literally asked me “are you a cop or something? I haven’t done anything wrong.” So I took her to the McDonald’s near by, bought her something and had a talk about not talking to strangers. Low key I’m debating the next time I see her parents (they drop her off at the gym and leave her there for hours) to maybe have a talk with them or something. Idk if it’s my place tho

Just to add because some messaged me saying that I was being a nosey bitch: so a woman who used to go to my gym (and my same university. Like I used to see her at my job and on campus) actually went missing not far from my intersection (literally a 5 min walk away from the major intersection) on may 10 and they found her body literally last week (June 19). Everyone has been on high alert lately so when I saw this random dude talking to this little girl, my brain immediately went into defence panic mode. So yeah call me nosey if you want

This world could use more nosey b*tches.

I’ll stop being a nosey bitch when males stop being predators

Always be a nosy bitch where young girls are concerned. Always be a nosy bitch where creepy old men are concerned

His first reaction was to go on the defensive and ask if she was a cop. HE WAS UP TO NO GOOD AND KNEW IT. That girl he was talking to was 12. TWELVE.

Be a nosey bitch til the day you die. No regrets.

teaboot:

quietdeviant:

teaboot:

2019 is going to be a great year because we’re going to fucking make it that way, no more of this “I hope good things come to me” shit, I’m gonna go out and drag good things to me by the fucking hair

SAME FRIEND, SAME

2019 Is The Year Of Not Even Remotely Fucking Around

golbatgender:

scienceshenanigans:

eeveedream:

beka-tiddalik:

systlin:

dracota:

systlin:

chesand:

systlin:

arandomblackbook:

systlin:

systlin:

systlin:

So some dude got sent to the hospital with cyanide poisoning because he was eating cherries and decided, for some fucking reason, to crack the pits open and eat the meat inside.

“I didn’t think nothin’ of it. Thought it was just a seed.” 

“Deep breath”

I SWEAR TO THE FUCKIN GODS…..

(cue 25 minutes of unintelligible yelling)

….and that is why being separated from our food’s origins and not knowing anything about botany is what is wrong with the world today goddamnit. 

I bet some people would eat castor beans too. Or yew. Or just fuckin’ snack on some hemlock because it’s natural, man. 

Fucking incredible. 

LIKE IT TAKES SOME FUCKING EFFORT TO GET A CHERRY PIT OPEN FUCKING W H Y

Question: Is it the same with plums? I used to do that occasionally when I ate dried and seasoned Asian plums as a kid.

Yes. 

Plum pits do not contain as much as cherry, but they do. 

Do not eat stone fruit pits, people. Or bitter almonds. 

They all have cyanide in them. 

Oh boy, apricot kernels. The amount of people I see lauding those as a “cure for cancer” is… demoralizing. I can’t find it right now but I believe there was a mother in the past few years who was taken to court for child endangerment/neglect for feeding those to her very young child as a cancer treatment.

I saw this horror last year, and yelled for an entire hour. 

To be fair, I bet if you die of cyanide poisoning the cancer won’t kill you. 

I have been wanting to use these photos for months.

The recommendation is to only eat 3 in one hour. because that is just the most filling snack and of course they will stop at three.

But then they say DON’T EAT MORE THEN 10 A DAY.

It’s not even FDA approved. “may be toxic”.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Originally posted by heckyeahreactiongifs

Just because it’s natural doesn’t mean it’s good for you.

Just because it’s food for another creature doesn’t mean it’s fine for you.

Best case scenario it’s like grass which is basically neutral- it’s generally not going to kill you but there’s no nutrition for humans in it, and enough will probably make you sick.

Worst case scenario it’s something like belladonna berries which taste sweet but will kill you stone cold dead.

Same for the wrong kind of mushrooms, other berries, leaves and barks. Before consuming, CHECK. If you can’t check, don’t put it in your mouth.

Just because it’s natural doesn’t mean it’s good for you.

Just because it’s natural doesn’t mean it’s good for you.

Just because it’s natural doesn’t mean it’s good for you.

I’ve been saying this for so long, oh my gosh.

^^As a toxicologist, I approve this message.

Friendly reminder that the laws on supplement labeling in the US are super lax and haven’t been updated since 1994. That’s nearly 25 years ago!

hamtorio:

Dani Rosenberg: I’ve had this theory since college that there are people in your life that act as carriers and posts, and posts are people that are in your life for a long time. They’re your friends that are like your pillars.

Matt Lieberman: They hold up the tent, yeah.

Rosenberg: Yeah. And then carriers are people that you’re friends with that take you and eventually through them, you meet your posts, and they kinda will go to the wayside eventually again. Here’s the thing though, you never know who’s a carrier and who’s a post. You know what I mean? There are people that sometimes just drift away and you’re really bummed and you’re like “What happened to that friendship?” But then you have to think about the people that are super close to you still, and you think “Oh, that person brought me to this friendship.” Or this relationship, or whatever. So, I don’t know, it’s like tide waves, in and out.

Lieberman: I’m 100% on board with that. And the message is just to be open to all people, say yes when you can, and recognize when someone’s a negative influence, or a positive influence. But, you know, you’re going to have those friends who, like… I don’t know. The friends that I have now, who I’ve had for a long time, I never expected to be my closest friends now.

Rosenberg: Yeah, me too. I have a friend who I’ve had for a decade and I was like, when I met her I was like “She’s all right.”

Lieberman: Yeah. like, probably the guy who’s my closest friend now, we’ve known each other for seven years and he was kind of like a quieter member of my friend group. Like, we knew each other’s stand up and stuff, but now I have no closer guy friends. I would call him before anybody else.

Rosenberg: I think it makes it easier to know that these people are gonna come in and out of your life all the time, but sometimes people part ways and they get angry about it and it’s like, that’s just the tides.

Lieberman: Exactly! The worst thing is when there’s a friendship that ultimately was never going to be a post, that was always a transitional thing, and–

Rosenberg: But you thought it was.

Lieberman: You thought it was, and you mourn it, and then you try to cling onto it, and then, like, you know, say you move halfway across the country and you’re trying to cling onto it, and then it just gets ugly.

Rosenberg: Yeah.

Lieberman: It just gets ugly for no reason, when you should allow yourself to be open to meeting the new people and allowing your life to change. If someone is meant to stay in your life, they’ll stay in it.

Rosenberg: They’ll come back around.

coolcatgroup:

space-lesbo:

coolcatgroup:

Reblog the Princess ™ for future happiness and mental stability. Let her cuteness cleanse you.

please princess™… i require your stability and happiness

She is listening

persona4:

hurricanekelsea:

so Paradise California is gone

i haven’t seen any noise about this on tumblr yet, but a fire has completely wiped out a small town in california.

they’re calling it the camp fire. over 20,000 residents have been evacuated so far, the last area estimates i heard were over an hour ago at 18,000 acres and its still zero percent contained.

this is the smoke from about 18 miles away from the fire three hours ago. if you know anyone near chico, paradise, oroville or durham california you might want to check they’re okay

UPDATE: 4PM FRI NOV. 9, 2018

the fire has completely walked over paradise, magalia, and much of the rest of butte county. it’s under 10% containment and moving towards chico, which was been mostly evacuated as well. it’s been documented as one of the top 20 deadliest fires seen in california. i know many of the people personally whose lives have been destroyed by this fire. my aunt and uncle’s home, of whom we’re very close to, was demolished last night, same goes for family friends and others who lived in paradise– which is completely gone. there are 5 confirmed deaths, several dozen missing people.

EVACUATION SITES STILL OPEN AS OF 1 HOUR AGO:

• Butte County Fairgrounds (199 E Hazel St, Gridley, CA 95948)
• Yuba-Sutter Fairground (442 Franklin Ave, Yuba City, CA 95991)
• Glenn County Fairgrounds (221 E Yolo St, Orland, CA 95963)
• Chester Memorial Hall (22 Gay Street, Chester)

HOW TO HELP/DONATE:

1. “Currently the best way to contribute is to make a monetary donation via the North Valley Community Foundation website.” -abc7news.com
2. “Supplies: Hope Center in Oroville (1950 Kitrick Ave Ste. A) is taking donations. Hours: Friday and Saturday 8 a.m. - 5 p.m., Sunday 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Needs: warm clothes, shoes, socks, coats (primarily for elderly residents).” -abc7news.com

the majority of those affected by the fire in paradise were elderly people. and having known paradise and magalia myself for years, it’s not a wealthy part of california. these people will need help, and lots of it.

if you have any questions, you can message me personally or seek information online or from the above references personally.

if you cannot help yourself, please spread the word and reblog. so many wonderful people are going through a terrible thing and need your help.

el-tango-de-roxanna:

lunastarward:

gracyfangirl2020:

THIS WEEK  Article 13  HAS BEEN CHANGED COMPLETELY!

WILL BE BLOCKED BECAUSE of SOME OLD POLITICIANS “that know the youth and the internet the best then anyone else”  IN THE SENATE THINKING THEY KNOW BETTER SHUTTING DOWN YOUTUBE AND OTHER SOCIAL PLATFORMS FOR ME AND PEOPLE LIVING IN THE EU   FOREVER!

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I REPEAT THE ARTICLE HAS BEEN CHANGED COMPLETELY NO FUCKING JOKE GUYS! LAST TIME IT WAS ALL ABOUT PROTECTION NOW THEY ADDED SOME STUPID STUFF AND THEY WILL BE TAKING AWAY MY YOUTUBE; SOCIAL MEDIAS AND EVERYTHING!

PLEASE SIGN UP IN THIS PETITION  IF WE DON´T HIT  5  MILLION GERMANY AND SO MANY EUROPE COUNTRIES WILL LOSE THEIR SOCIAL AND MORE!

SHARE THIS POST AND SIGN UP AND VOTE THE MORE THAN BETTER! Let’s SHOW THESE OLD PEOPLE THAT YOUTUBE,  TUMBLR, INSTAGRAM AND ALL THESE GREAT OTHER SITES AREN´T FUCKING USELESS AND SHET BECAUSE THEY DO NOT KNOW WHAT SOCIAL MEDIA IS! INSTEAD OF TAKING THESE PRECIOUS THINGS THEY SHOULD WORRY ABOUT OTHER.STUFF ( Migrants, new school system)  BUT NAH THEY WANT TO TAKE AWAY OUR SOCIAL MEDIAS

I REPEAT article 13  HAS COMPLETED CHANGED AND IN A FEW MONTHS IT WILL TAKE AWAY OUR SOCIAL media LIKE TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE HERE IN EUROPE PLEASE SIGN UP FOR US GUYS I BEG YOU! 

here are the links:

ENGLISH:https://www.change.org/p/european-parliament-stop-the-censorship-machinery-save-the-internet

GERMAN:https://www.change.org/p/stoppt-die-zensurmaschine-rettet-das-internet-uploadfilter

DUTCH:https://www.change.org/p/het-internet-is-in-gevaar-en-jij-kunt-het-redden

ROMANIAN:https://www.change.org/p/internetul-este-%C3%AEn-pericol-iar-tu-%C3%AEl-po%C8%9Bi-salva

SPAIN: https://www.change.org/p/european-parliament-deten-la-m%C3%A1quina-de-la-censura-salva-internet

PLEASE HELP US GUYS I BEG YOU and  PLEASE! reblog IT ISN´T ANYMORE A JOKE THEY HAVE COMPLETELY TURNED THE ARTICLE AROUND FOR THE WORST THIS WEEK!

YO NON-EUROPEANS CAN ALSO SIGN GET IN LINE FOR YOUR EURPOEAN HOMIES GUYS CMON

PLEASE

ibuzoo:

For everyone that received hateful or hurtful messages in the last days, be it on anon or reviewers on your fics/art: you are worthy. Your work is not bad. Your work is valuable. Thank you for sharing your work.